Algebra Sucks

July 4th, 2018

I’m in this really advanced Algebra class that doesn’t start off with any remedial basics; just throws us into fucking equations that are just CRAZY. Way beyond anything I ever needed before, and will never use in the future.

I’ve stripped the internet of every ounce of algebra assistance and calculators I can get my hands on and it’s like my mind just can’t process this shit. Mostly because I’m feeling it’s shit I will never use. The fuck am I going to need to find the fucking slope intercept for? They argue that we use algebra every day, but I guaran-fucking-tee to you that we don’t break down what we do into fucking algebra expressions for shit. 

So, I have a talent for writing, I have original storytelling abilities, and I can’t make a living writing but I have to force feed this math shit I will never use in order to be accepted into society with passing grades?

I’m going to finish this course and never need to use this shit again. For Christ’s sake, I never had to use it since fucking high school.

So, I’m cheating. Calculators, anyone who knows this shit, I don’t care. I’m getting an A out of this class one way or another.

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