Neighbor

July 9th, 2018

I have this neighbor. She’s fat as fuck. One of those obese women. She drives a huge SUV which makes sense for her size.

Anyway, she can’t walk past my place without always being on the phone. You always know when she’s coming because she’s of that type constantly talking on a speakerphone, earpiece, etc … loud and I know more about her shit than I know about my own.

The thing is: she’s doing far better than I am.

At the very least, she has people to talk to. Always seems to be going somewhere since I’m in the house more than she seems to be.

Hell, she even has a nice truck.

I’m not doing well.

Not at all.